I got the Jones in my bones
Someone said Christine O’Donnell was a Palin clone
Oh how true it is. I can’t believe an insane, anti-masturbation, anti-gay, creationist, overly zealous Christian who “heard the audible voice of God” and dabbled in witchcraft was actually nominated by the Republican party. If she actually wins the vote in Delaware, I may just have to take it as a sign and jump ship- because if something like that can possibly happen in 2010, the country’s going under no matter what I do.
Abide with Me, Performed by the Nathaniel Dett Choir
arr. by Greg Jasperse
Today I went to a pool party
and ate some crawfish that definitely WAS NOT boiled Louisiana style.
Note to potential crawfish boilers: DO NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE. If you’re going to end an organism’s life in a boiling pot of water after forcing it to shit itself in an icebox, at least make it taste good.
trailingstars-deactivated201107 asked: i might know you, who are you?
Jeremiah!
9/11 Madness
The Islamic world is in outrage over the provocations of indignant Christians. Korans vs Bibles, Buildings vs Burnings, Islam vs Christianity. Who will win? I don’t know, but I know who is losing.
“Say it with me, children: Clusterfuck.”
(Source: bobulate)
It’s been a while, what have I been up to?
Listening to Pure Reason Revolution, doing Calculus homework, and assassinating people in Renaissance Italy. Fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeah.