How dare those Muslims build a grave so close to ground…
Stephen Colbert

Someone said Christine O’Donnell was a Palin clone

Oh how true it is. I can’t believe an insane, anti-masturbation, anti-gay, creationist, overly zealous Christian who “heard the audible voice of God” and dabbled in witchcraft was actually nominated by the Republican party. If she actually wins the vote in Delaware, I may just have to take it as a sign and jump ship- because if something like that can possibly happen in 2010, the country’s going under no matter what I do.

Abide with Me, Performed by the Nathaniel Dett Choir
arr. by Greg Jasperse

The genre I’m most commonly associated with, Progressive Rock, is usually associated with sci-fi lyrics. I never really accepted that was anything I’d rather do. I’d rather hear somebody say 3 words with meaning than hear reams of sci-fi psycho-babble. I mean, I’m as much influenced by Marvin Gaye as I am by John Anderson.
Steven Wilson, leader of Porcupine Tree

Today I went to a pool party

and ate some crawfish that definitely WAS NOT boiled Louisiana style.

Note to potential crawfish boilers: DO NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE. If you’re going to end an organism’s life in a boiling pot of water after forcing it to shit itself in an icebox, at least make it taste good.

trailingstars-deactivated201107 asked: i might know you, who are you?

Jeremiah!

9/11 Madness

The Islamic world is in outrage over the provocations of indignant Christians. Korans vs Bibles, Buildings vs Burnings, Islam vs Christianity. Who will win? I don’t know, but I know who is losing.

“Say it with me, children: Clusterfuck.”

Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use.
Emily Post. cf. “It’s not where you take things from — it’s where you take them to.” —Jean-Luc Godard via Jim Jarmusch, Golden Rules of Filming See also: Tim Gunn’s Golden Rules and related, his 5 Ways to Make It in Fashion (e.g., be polite)

(Source: bobulate)

Reblogged from bobulate

It’s been a while, what have I been up to?

Listening to Pure Reason Revolution, doing Calculus homework, and assassinating people in Renaissance Italy. Fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeah.

KOTOR II was Nietzsche with a lightsaber.
Me